Friday, April 30
1:28 p.m.
UPD placed a boot on a vehicle who couldn’t stand to be barefoot in the freezing cold. Also because it had a windshield full of unpaid parking tickets.
2:34 p.m.
A male student was transported from the Student Health Center to Humboldt Sempervirens on account of his 5150 status. Anybody who doesn’t know what that means is crazy.
3:13 p.m.
UPD removed a boot from a vehicle who’s feet were too hot in the sweltering heat. And because the parking tickets were taken care of.
Saturday, May 1
2:22 a.m.
UPD responded to a call about loud crashing noises in the area of the Giant’s Cupboard. The noises were being made by employees stacking palates, rather than any of the horrifying things that go crashing around the Giant’s Cupboard at two in the morning.
3:12 p.m.
UPD located some Arcata High students creating a disturbance near the library. They were shooed away.
6:09 p.m.
UPD was called to the library to reports of a suspicious looking abandoned backpack. The backpack was retrieved by it’s owner before UPD arrived. Apparently, somebody forgot that HSU’s library isn’t an airport.
6:39 p.m.
UPD responded to a 911 call at the BSS building. Some kids messing with the phones were told to knock it off, so that UPD could deal with real emergencies like abandoned backpacks.
8:32 p.m.
UPD responded to a fire in Sunset Hall. The fire was contained to a single room, and was extinguished. Fortunately for us all, Sunset hall remains standing to this day, as a proud monument to the freedom of college dorms in America.
9:37 p.m.
UPD arrested a man for trespassing a the Jolly Giant Commons. Yep, they arrested him good.
9:44 p.m.
Housing reported that, during the evacuation of Sunset Hall earlier in the day, they had found some drugs and some drug related paraphernalia. Over the next hour, UPD arrived, reported that there was, in fact, more drug paraphernalia in the building, to the great surprise of anyone living there. The material was confiscated, and UPD informed the persons involved that the song “Burn one Down” was not meant to be taken literally.
Sunday, May 2
12:09 a.m.
UPD took a report on vandalism in Redwood hall. Seems like somebody got lost on their way to the pedestrian underpass.
2:45 a.m.
UPD responded to a noise complaint in Fern hall. Unable to find anything, UPD guessed that the velociraptors had retreated back to Fern Canyon.
3:49 p.m.
UPD received complaint of drug activity in Cypress Hall. They were unable to locate the source, possibly due to a whitish haze in the air obscuring their view.
UPD Bytes
Published: Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Updated: Wednesday, May 5, 2010 00:05
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