2008 Woodie Awards
Glass vs. Arkley, a sumo match
DD Orlandi & Tom Dammann
Issue date: 9/19/07 Section: Letters to the Editor
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Editor,
[We] have come up with a way for [Larry] Glass and [Rob] Arkley to settle their differences in a manner that would not cost taxpayers a dime, could benefit a local charity, and would provide entertainment to the community. We think that both gentlemen should don inflatable sumo suits and have a best two-out-of-three contest in a central location...Perhaps the Eureka boardwalk? We would happily pay to see it!
So how 'bout it guys, a friendly and binding pseudo-sumo match to decide the issue? Each of you pick a charity and the proceeds from the admission fee would go to the winner's choice. Bow and come out bouncing...
[We] have come up with a way for [Larry] Glass and [Rob] Arkley to settle their differences in a manner that would not cost taxpayers a dime, could benefit a local charity, and would provide entertainment to the community. We think that both gentlemen should don inflatable sumo suits and have a best two-out-of-three contest in a central location...Perhaps the Eureka boardwalk? We would happily pay to see it!
So how 'bout it guys, a friendly and binding pseudo-sumo match to decide the issue? Each of you pick a charity and the proceeds from the admission fee would go to the winner's choice. Bow and come out bouncing...
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